the dude [5:26 PM]:
some mother's children
the dude [5:26 PM]:
I swear.
ishmael [5:26 PM]:
punte madre's
the dude [5:26 PM]:
Don't talk about my goat like that.
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
i love goats
the dude [5:27 PM]:
nobody loves goats
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
the goat is the oldest domesticated animal
the dude [5:28 PM]:
I had a sweet mom joke for that
the dude [5:28 PM]:
but I refrained.
ishmael [5:28 PM]:
never refrain from mom jokes.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
life's too short not to eat the jam out of the jar
the dude [5:29 PM]:
fine
the dude [5:29 PM]:
your mom is the oldest domesticated animal
Scott Bowling [5:29 PM]:
pwned.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
clearly
ishmael [5:30 PM]:
ps: tell yer mom i had fun last night. no one wanted to try the bull whip before
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
though she owes me for the xanax
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
that shits not free
the dude [5:33 PM]:
I just vomited in my mouth
ishmael [5:35 PM]:
pwned.
the dude [5:35 PM]:
clearly
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you left "the dude"s name on one of those.... FYI ;)
ReplyDeleteoh man, the dudes gonna be pissed when i continue to leave it on there and his mom starts getting unfortunate calls about her kinkiness.
ReplyDeleteat least we all know why he's called 'the dude' now. and that the conversations i post are indeed: real.
but thanks for the heads up there, sugar lips! saw yer post today...it warmed my cockles. or even my sub cockles. the area immediately adjacent to my kidneys, anyways.
i should make a chart or a diagram or perhaps a plastinated 3-D model, like at the science centre right now.
ishmael [5:43 PM]:
ReplyDeletepeople always wonder why i have rubber gloves in my medicine cabinet
ishmael [5:43 PM]:
and i snicker until i realize they really have no idea why i have rubber gloves in my medicine cabinet
ishmael [5:43 PM]:
:|
ishmael [5:44 PM]:
and then i wonder ' why were you looking in my medicine cabinet?'
ishmael [5:48 PM]:
' i'll spare you the asshole tax'
ishmael [5:48 PM]:
'it's normally 110% '
Scott Bowling [5:49 PM]:
you kidding me? this is BC
Scott Bowling [5:49 PM]:
HST too
Scott Bowling [5:49 PM]:
175%
Scott Bowling [5:49 PM]:
plus inflation
ishmael [5:49 PM]:
oh right right
Scott Bowling [5:49 PM]:
BC = Bring Cash
ishmael [5:49 PM]:
speaking of retarded amounts of inflation....
ishmael [5:50 PM]:
the liquor store near my house sold 6 packs of thirsty beaver beer by tree brewing company for 8.49
ishmael [5:50 PM]:
until i told the guy i liked it
ishmael [5:50 PM]:
i go the other day, and it's 10.99 now
ishmael [5:50 PM]:
w.t.f.
ishmael [5:50 PM]:
i WILL walk the extra 4 blocks to the other liquor store fellah
Scott Bowling [5:51 PM]:
or you should just go anti green
Scott Bowling [5:51 PM]:
and buy a hummer
Scott Bowling [5:51 PM]:
and drive
Scott Bowling [5:51 PM]:
while clubbing baby seals
Scott Bowling [5:51 PM]:
and pouring out fresh water
ishmael [5:51 PM]:
why would i spend money on a hummer ( disambiguation) when i could spend money on beer
Scott Bowling [5:52 PM]:
this could go either way here
ishmael [5:52 PM]:
it makes me happy that you know what a disambiguation is
stresses of going into rut can lower a buck's expected life span
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