rations versus rational and all the revolutionary accroutements such as hard tack

ishmael [3:26 PM]: if i was a flavour, i think i would be 'molasses'

because you can make rum from molasses

danger man [3:27 PM]: you are positing that someone boil you in a copper kettle?

ishmael [3:27 PM]: rum used to be one of those things that only poor people drank cuz none of the sugar refineries wanted the by product

i'm sure eventually someone will boil me down in a copper pot

i have THAT many enemies

danger man [3:29 PM]: that's why you need to start over in central america

ishmael [3:29 PM]: i read a funny woody allen story the other day

'viva vargas: excerpts from the diary of a revolutionary'

i keep strange books in my washroom so that when people use it they wonder ' who is the person who keeps this one so fastidiously clean?'

danger man [3:33 PM]: the things you say sound like innocent harmless quirks

like planning a pancake order in advance

or else the prologue to a killing spree

ishmael [3:34 PM]: let's settle in the middle and call it adult onset autism

danger man [3:35 PM]: let's

ishmael [3:35 PM]: i am for sure 'weird'

i don't know if i'd go so far as to shave a norfolk pine or anything

but i am mos def sorta quirky

danger man [3:49 PM]: indeed you are

ishmael [3:49 PM]: and single! tell all your quirky friends

danger man[3:50 PM]: I only have one lesbian friend

ishmael [3:54 PM]: who is this friend? me?

danger man [3:56 PM]: elementary watson

ishmael [3:57 PM]: Occam's razor?

danger man [3:57 PM]: I bet he didn't have any hair in the way

the bukowski of bridgeland and the dreams she makes come true

simple [9:31 AM]: good morning dear

ishmael [9:31 AM]: good morning

there's a new murakami book coming out

simple [9:33 AM]: that is wonderfully exciting

or at least I am excited

frantic with excitedness

in caslon bold

ishmael [9:39 AM]: i forwarded the email to your gmail account

simple [9:57 AM]: do you have facebook now?

ishmael [9:59 AM]: no, i will never have facebook

simple [9:59 AM]: i didn't think so

ishmael [9:59 AM]: not even when tempted by haruki murakami

simple [10:00 AM]: so he has posted his chapters on facebook

aaahhh

ishmael [2:39 PM]: let me know how they are

simple [2:57 PM]: the chapters? certainly lady.