rations versus rational and all the revolutionary accroutements such as hard tack

ishmael [3:26 PM]: if i was a flavour, i think i would be 'molasses'

because you can make rum from molasses

danger man [3:27 PM]: you are positing that someone boil you in a copper kettle?

ishmael [3:27 PM]: rum used to be one of those things that only poor people drank cuz none of the sugar refineries wanted the by product

i'm sure eventually someone will boil me down in a copper pot

i have THAT many enemies

danger man [3:29 PM]: that's why you need to start over in central america

ishmael [3:29 PM]: i read a funny woody allen story the other day

'viva vargas: excerpts from the diary of a revolutionary'

i keep strange books in my washroom so that when people use it they wonder ' who is the person who keeps this one so fastidiously clean?'

danger man [3:33 PM]: the things you say sound like innocent harmless quirks

like planning a pancake order in advance

or else the prologue to a killing spree

ishmael [3:34 PM]: let's settle in the middle and call it adult onset autism

danger man [3:35 PM]: let's

ishmael [3:35 PM]: i am for sure 'weird'

i don't know if i'd go so far as to shave a norfolk pine or anything

but i am mos def sorta quirky

danger man [3:49 PM]: indeed you are

ishmael [3:49 PM]: and single! tell all your quirky friends

danger man[3:50 PM]: I only have one lesbian friend

ishmael [3:54 PM]: who is this friend? me?

danger man [3:56 PM]: elementary watson

ishmael [3:57 PM]: Occam's razor?

danger man [3:57 PM]: I bet he didn't have any hair in the way