the turn my hart took for the worse
Thursday, May 27, 2010
i'm goin' down the coast
surprise, surprise
an eye patch and a reel for the
tavern
you will always be my comrade. i dont care
if you
don't like
socialists.
i'm goin' down the coast and wanted to know
if you'd like a
postcard.
despite being romantically unintact.
1,000 stamps or something like that...
bad night. good morning. good night.
another good night.
i lost my lust. just another vice. just another bad morning.
an eye patch and a reel for the
tavern
you will always be my comrade. i dont care
if you
don't like
socialists.
i'm goin' down the coast and wanted to know
if you'd like a
postcard.
despite being romantically unintact.
1,000 stamps or something like that...
bad night. good morning. good night.
another good night.
i lost my lust. just another vice. just another bad morning.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
shut the door, shut the door.
Convinced Coops that I could resurrect his b ball career. Had to mention Arnie to Sinbad, Told him the governator was looking to do another christmas movie. The rest are just details.
-PRIMETIME
-PRIMETIME
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
discretion, as a rule, is generally advised.
:hi, i'm shirlene:
i had an aunt once. went picking black diamonds on the side of a
clearing near the number three
just off the border
whiskey soaked unfortunate insider barter wounds make
sunday the
benign ancestor of
ajo!
next stop sonora, where there is a search and
striped toweled off remnants of
words, stressed and dross scummed
U-G-L-Y.... the delta. celebrity news still cant stay the plague
recede.ebb.recede.ebb.
recede.
i hate to be cliche but
it comes naturally
i wish i was a tree. pls, miss, please.
:hi, i'm shirlene:
i had an aunt once. went picking black diamonds on the side of a
clearing near the number three
just off the border
whiskey soaked unfortunate insider barter wounds make
sunday the
benign ancestor of
ajo!
next stop sonora, where there is a search and
striped toweled off remnants of
words, stressed and dross scummed
U-G-L-Y.... the delta. celebrity news still cant stay the plague
recede.ebb.recede.ebb.
recede.
i hate to be cliche but
it comes naturally
i wish i was a tree. pls, miss, please.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
one day i'll have my dream job
guns [11:51 AM]:
there is a man outside that is smoking and painting the picnic table
guns [11:51 AM]:
made me think of you
guns [11:51 AM]:
he also has a limp
guns [11:52 AM]:
gives him personality
ishmael [11:52 AM]:
why did you think of me? cuz i paint and smoke?
guns [11:52 AM]:
im not really sure
guns [11:52 AM]:
cuz it seems like something you would do?
ishmael [11:52 AM]:
do i have a limp?
guns [11:52 AM]:
no....
guns [11:52 AM]:
not yet...
ishmael [11:53 AM]:
i have a swagger though
guns [11:53 AM]:
same thing, one is confident and the other is painful
ishmael [11:53 AM]:
there you go
guns [11:55 AM]:
he just hobbled away
guns [11:55 AM]:
i miss him already
ishmael [11:55 AM]:
you are cute
guns [11:55 AM]:
somedays
there is a man outside that is smoking and painting the picnic table
guns [11:51 AM]:
made me think of you
guns [11:51 AM]:
he also has a limp
guns [11:52 AM]:
gives him personality
ishmael [11:52 AM]:
why did you think of me? cuz i paint and smoke?
guns [11:52 AM]:
im not really sure
guns [11:52 AM]:
cuz it seems like something you would do?
ishmael [11:52 AM]:
do i have a limp?
guns [11:52 AM]:
no....
guns [11:52 AM]:
not yet...
ishmael [11:53 AM]:
i have a swagger though
guns [11:53 AM]:
same thing, one is confident and the other is painful
ishmael [11:53 AM]:
there you go
guns [11:55 AM]:
he just hobbled away
guns [11:55 AM]:
i miss him already
ishmael [11:55 AM]:
you are cute
guns [11:55 AM]:
somedays
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
geek speek
the dude [5:26 PM]:
some mother's children
the dude [5:26 PM]:
I swear.
ishmael [5:26 PM]:
punte madre's
the dude [5:26 PM]:
Don't talk about my goat like that.
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
i love goats
the dude [5:27 PM]:
nobody loves goats
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
the goat is the oldest domesticated animal
the dude [5:28 PM]:
I had a sweet mom joke for that
the dude [5:28 PM]:
but I refrained.
ishmael [5:28 PM]:
never refrain from mom jokes.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
life's too short not to eat the jam out of the jar
the dude [5:29 PM]:
fine
the dude [5:29 PM]:
your mom is the oldest domesticated animal
Scott Bowling [5:29 PM]:
pwned.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
clearly
ishmael [5:30 PM]:
ps: tell yer mom i had fun last night. no one wanted to try the bull whip before
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
though she owes me for the xanax
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
that shits not free
the dude [5:33 PM]:
I just vomited in my mouth
ishmael [5:35 PM]:
pwned.
the dude [5:35 PM]:
clearly
some mother's children
the dude [5:26 PM]:
I swear.
ishmael [5:26 PM]:
punte madre's
the dude [5:26 PM]:
Don't talk about my goat like that.
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
i love goats
the dude [5:27 PM]:
nobody loves goats
ishmael [5:27 PM]:
the goat is the oldest domesticated animal
the dude [5:28 PM]:
I had a sweet mom joke for that
the dude [5:28 PM]:
but I refrained.
ishmael [5:28 PM]:
never refrain from mom jokes.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
life's too short not to eat the jam out of the jar
the dude [5:29 PM]:
fine
the dude [5:29 PM]:
your mom is the oldest domesticated animal
Scott Bowling [5:29 PM]:
pwned.
ishmael [5:29 PM]:
clearly
ishmael [5:30 PM]:
ps: tell yer mom i had fun last night. no one wanted to try the bull whip before
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
though she owes me for the xanax
ishmael [5:31 PM]:
that shits not free
the dude [5:33 PM]:
I just vomited in my mouth
ishmael [5:35 PM]:
pwned.
the dude [5:35 PM]:
clearly
Labels:
180,
goats,
i clearly need an editor,
mom jokes,
omission mistakes
Monday, May 3, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
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