the turn my hart took for the worse

Thursday, May 27, 2010

cotTage land!!!

i'm goin' down the coast

surprise, surprise



an eye patch and a reel for the
tavern

you will always be my comrade. i dont care
if you


don't like

socialists.

i'm goin' down the coast and wanted to know

if you'd like a

postcard.


despite being romantically unintact.

1,000 stamps or something like that...




bad night. good morning. good night.


another good night.


i lost my lust. just another vice. just another bad morning.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

shut the door, shut the door.

Convinced Coops that I could resurrect his b ball career. Had to mention Arnie to Sinbad, Told him the governator was looking to do another christmas movie. The rest are just details.
-PRIMETIME

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

discretion, as a rule, is generally advised.



:hi, i'm shirlene:


i had an aunt once. went picking black diamonds on the side of a

clearing near the number three

just off the border



whiskey soaked unfortunate insider barter wounds make

sunday the
benign ancestor of


ajo!




next stop sonora, where there is a search and



striped toweled off remnants of

words, stressed and dross scummed



U-G-L-Y.... the delta. celebrity news still cant stay the plague



recede.ebb.recede.ebb.


recede.


i hate to be cliche but

it comes naturally




i wish i was a tree. pls, miss, please.

Friday, May 14, 2010

one day i'll have my dream job

guns [11:51 AM]:
there is a man outside that is smoking and painting the picnic table

guns [11:51 AM]:
made me think of you

guns [11:51 AM]:
he also has a limp

guns [11:52 AM]:
gives him personality

ishmael [11:52 AM]:
why did you think of me? cuz i paint and smoke?

guns [11:52 AM]:
im not really sure

guns [11:52 AM]:
cuz it seems like something you would do?

ishmael [11:52 AM]:
do i have a limp?

guns [11:52 AM]:
no....

guns [11:52 AM]:
not yet...

ishmael [11:53 AM]:
i have a swagger though

guns [11:53 AM]:
same thing, one is confident and the other is painful

ishmael [11:53 AM]:
there you go

guns [11:55 AM]:
he just hobbled away

guns [11:55 AM]:
i miss him already

ishmael [11:55 AM]:
you are cute

guns [11:55 AM]:
somedays

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

geek speek

the dude [5:26 PM]:
some mother's children

the dude [5:26 PM]:
I swear.

ishmael [5:26 PM]:
punte madre's

the dude [5:26 PM]:
Don't talk about my goat like that.

ishmael [5:27 PM]:
i love goats

the dude [5:27 PM]:
nobody loves goats

ishmael [5:27 PM]:
the goat is the oldest domesticated animal

the dude [5:28 PM]:
I had a sweet mom joke for that

the dude [5:28 PM]:
but I refrained.

ishmael [5:28 PM]:
never refrain from mom jokes.

ishmael [5:29 PM]:
life's too short not to eat the jam out of the jar

the dude [5:29 PM]:
fine

the dude [5:29 PM]:
your mom is the oldest domesticated animal

Scott Bowling [5:29 PM]:
pwned.

ishmael [5:29 PM]:
clearly

ishmael [5:30 PM]:
ps: tell yer mom i had fun last night. no one wanted to try the bull whip before

ishmael [5:31 PM]:
though she owes me for the xanax

ishmael [5:31 PM]:
that shits not free

the dude [5:33 PM]:
I just vomited in my mouth

ishmael [5:35 PM]:
pwned.

the dude [5:35 PM]:
clearly