ishmael [3:26 PM]: if i was a flavour, i think i would be 'molasses'
because you can make rum from molasses
danger man [3:27 PM]: you are positing that someone boil you in a copper kettle?
ishmael [3:27 PM]: rum used to be one of those things that only poor people drank cuz none of the sugar refineries wanted the by product
i'm sure eventually someone will boil me down in a copper pot
i have THAT many enemies
danger man [3:29 PM]: that's why you need to start over in central america
ishmael [3:29 PM]: i read a funny woody allen story the other day
'viva vargas: excerpts from the diary of a revolutionary'
i keep strange books in my washroom so that when people use it they wonder ' who is the person who keeps this one so fastidiously clean?'
danger man [3:33 PM]: the things you say sound like innocent harmless quirks
like planning a pancake order in advance
or else the prologue to a killing spree
ishmael [3:34 PM]: let's settle in the middle and call it adult onset autism
danger man [3:35 PM]: let's
ishmael [3:35 PM]: i am for sure 'weird'
i don't know if i'd go so far as to shave a norfolk pine or anything
but i am mos def sorta quirky
danger man [3:49 PM]: indeed you are
ishmael [3:49 PM]: and single! tell all your quirky friends
danger man[3:50 PM]: I only have one lesbian friend
ishmael [3:54 PM]: who is this friend? me?
danger man [3:56 PM]: elementary watson
ishmael [3:57 PM]: Occam's razor?
danger man [3:57 PM]: I bet he didn't have any hair in the way
the turn my hart took for the worse
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
the bukowski of bridgeland and the dreams she makes come true
simple [9:31 AM]: good morning dear
ishmael [9:31 AM]: good morning
there's a new murakami book coming out
simple [9:33 AM]: that is wonderfully exciting
or at least I am excited
frantic with excitedness
in caslon bold
ishmael [9:39 AM]: i forwarded the email to your gmail account
simple [9:57 AM]: do you have facebook now?
ishmael [9:59 AM]: no, i will never have facebook
simple [9:59 AM]: i didn't think so
ishmael [9:59 AM]: not even when tempted by haruki murakami
simple [10:00 AM]: so he has posted his chapters on facebook
aaahhh
ishmael [2:39 PM]: let me know how they are
simple [2:57 PM]: the chapters? certainly lady.
ishmael [9:31 AM]: good morning
there's a new murakami book coming out
simple [9:33 AM]: that is wonderfully exciting
or at least I am excited
frantic with excitedness
in caslon bold
ishmael [9:39 AM]: i forwarded the email to your gmail account
simple [9:57 AM]: do you have facebook now?
ishmael [9:59 AM]: no, i will never have facebook
simple [9:59 AM]: i didn't think so
ishmael [9:59 AM]: not even when tempted by haruki murakami
simple [10:00 AM]: so he has posted his chapters on facebook
aaahhh
ishmael [2:39 PM]: let me know how they are
simple [2:57 PM]: the chapters? certainly lady.
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