"I get drunk, hurt myself and I'm gay. Love ya dad! "

ishmael [3:30 PM]: so i'm coming out to my family this week

killer [3:31 PM]: huhu????

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They dun know?

ishmael [3:32 PM]: they have always had suspicions but i've never said ' ok, here's the score'

so i reckoned i'd do it while single so i didn't have to traumatize my sig o.

killer [3:34 PM]: Nice! Well good luck... I'm sure they'll love you for who you are and not have any problems.

But then again I don't know your family so I hope that's how it goes... you nervous?

ishmael [3:35 PM]: i'm essentially shunned anyway, we don't talk often

being gay MIGHT be worse than being an atheist

killer [3:37 PM]: I doubt it

I'd say you have nothing to lose by telling them if your shunned already

It might make for an awkward conversation.

ishmael [3:38 PM]: yeah i'm clearly doing it at my favorite bar where my 6'7 friend is a cook so if it goes south i've got back up

and i'm only inviting my dad

cuz my mum is gonna lose her emotional shit and cry and cry and well: he can tell her

i've always been closer with him anyway

it sounds harsh, but i am not trying to stir shit up , i just need them to know

killer [3:47 PM]: Ya it's prob sensitive as is, don't need to get em both worked up.

ishmael [3:47 PM]: heavens no

killer [3:47 PM]: But I admire your courage and am sure you'll be fine!

If not

Your already at the bar

And can get loser drunk

ishmael [3:47 PM]: i surely do

hence the black eyes

i actually emailed him a pic of my shiner and was like ' we need to go drinking i have something to tell you '

killer [3:49 PM]: nice 1

I get drunk, hurt myself and I'm gay. Love ya dad!

ishmael [3:49 PM]: i was like ' check out what yer jackass of a dottr obtained while attempting to eat cereal'

ahahaha, ETF!

killer [3:50 PM]: I don't know what ETF means

ishmael [3:50 PM]: exactly the fuck

killer [3:50 PM]: Exchange-traded fund
Is what google said

ishmael [3:50 PM]: i got tired of asking questions with ' wtf' so i decided to be large and in charge and voila: etf

ishmael [3:50 PM]: ahahaha, you googled my coin phrase, i love it

killer [3:50 PM]: Who says you can't make up your own acronyms!

ishmael [3:51 PM]: etf

killer [3:51 PM]: I should went to urban dictionary

Bet it's there

ETF 6 thumbs down
extra terestrial freak- a name you call someone/your friend when their being so freak-ish its out of this world
girl- today this girl in my 8th period came in and was dancing while wearing a unitard!
other girl- woah what a ETF!!!!!!

girl- my sister took my camera and was taking pictures of fat people at the beach. shes such an ETF

ishmael [3:58 PM]: ppfft, mines way better

killer [3:58 PM]: Ya I agree

That one was quite lame

You should enter it in the urban dictionary

ishmael [3:58 PM]: i would but then every fuck tard who can type would gank it and it wouldnt be nearly as cool

i'm blogging this convo - what do you want yer pseudonymn to be

danger man is taken, by the by

killer [4:02 PM]: Ummmmmmmmm

Killer

lol

ishmael [4:02 PM]: killer

boom. for real.