ishmael [2:32 PM]: i love how people freak out when an animal at the zoo dies
danger man [2:33 PM]: .o0O
ishmael [2:33 PM]: like natural selection doesn't exist
danger man [2:33 PM]: it doesn't. God created a baby tiger out of dust and shoved it up that mommy tiger
ishmael [2:33 PM]: ahahahahaha
and will now ensure it doesn't get poached
like when the capybara was crushed in that door
ummm, rodent people
danger man [2:34 PM]: mmmmmm poached tiger with hollandaise
ishmael [2:34 PM]: the fact it's enourmous should be more disconcerting
which has an interesting god twist itself. the pope made capybara a fish! by special dispensation so the south american natives they were forcing their religion on could eat it on fridays
danger man [2:38 PM]: I hadn't heard that
ishmael [2:39 PM]: we have rules. but this one doesn't matter so we'll ignore it...
which means i could be specially dispensated as a man and my unions wouldn't be so abominable any more
but wheres the fun in that
danger man [2:40 PM]: well, the fish rule has been removed altogether
and I can't find anything online that doesn't look like a legend or joke about the capybara thing
ishmael [2:40 PM]: the filet o fish at mcdonalds was introduced especially for that reason as well
sales plummeted on fridays, so ray kroc was like ' wtf! let's put mince meal on a bun!'
danger man [2:41 PM]: yes I have heard that before
ishmael [2:41 PM]: i read it somewhere i can recall where
hhmmm
mayhaps i have been duped
danger man [2:42 PM]: everything I've found so far just refers to "The Pope" around the 16th century
pretty vague details
looks like at least the local clergy called it a fish
cause it's like a beaver
if it spends more time in the water, you can eat it during lent
ishmael [2:44 PM]: fish and beaver do taste similar
danger man [2:45 PM]: I wouldn't know
is that a truthful statement or some lesbian double entendre I am passing over?
ishmael [2:46 PM]: why would i eat a real beaver? i'm kanuckistani. that would just be unpatriotic
danger man [2:46 PM]: ew
not that there's anything wrong with that
ishmael [2:50 PM]: nothing at alllllll
i'm obviously posting this conversation on stripmall dojo
what would you like your pseudonym to be
danger man [2:56 PM]: come up with something exciting
ishmael [3:07 PM]: danger man
no too obvious it's you
danger man [3:08 PM]: Danger man is obviously me?
ishmael [3:08 PM]: clearly
but now you have to be danger man
danger man [3:08 PM]: in bizarro land
ishmael [3:09 PM]: stripmall dojo IS bizarre
much like this conversation
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ReplyDeleteDietary allowances thrive throughout the history of the world. In Japan the same counter word was used for both birds and rabbits. The reason: the only meat that Japanese Buddhist monks could eat was bird meat. But them Japanese Buddhists liked themselves some rabbit meat from time to time. So they argued that rabbit ears were just defunct wings and rabbits became birds. Indeed.
If danger man does not believe me, pleased to be seeing this link here for japanese counter words ^_^
I couldn't make this stuff up. Or could I?