one day i'll have my dream job

guns [11:51 AM]:
there is a man outside that is smoking and painting the picnic table

guns [11:51 AM]:
made me think of you

guns [11:51 AM]:
he also has a limp

guns [11:52 AM]:
gives him personality

ishmael [11:52 AM]:
why did you think of me? cuz i paint and smoke?

guns [11:52 AM]:
im not really sure

guns [11:52 AM]:
cuz it seems like something you would do?

ishmael [11:52 AM]:
do i have a limp?

guns [11:52 AM]:
no....

guns [11:52 AM]:
not yet...

ishmael [11:53 AM]:
i have a swagger though

guns [11:53 AM]:
same thing, one is confident and the other is painful

ishmael [11:53 AM]:
there you go

guns [11:55 AM]:
he just hobbled away

guns [11:55 AM]:
i miss him already

ishmael [11:55 AM]:
you are cute

guns [11:55 AM]:
somedays

light breaks

welcome to flava cuntry

geek speek

the dude [5:26 PM]:
some mother's children

the dude [5:26 PM]:
I swear.

ishmael [5:26 PM]:
punte madre's

the dude [5:26 PM]:
Don't talk about my goat like that.

ishmael [5:27 PM]:
i love goats

the dude [5:27 PM]:
nobody loves goats

ishmael [5:27 PM]:
the goat is the oldest domesticated animal

the dude [5:28 PM]:
I had a sweet mom joke for that

the dude [5:28 PM]:
but I refrained.

ishmael [5:28 PM]:
never refrain from mom jokes.

ishmael [5:29 PM]:
life's too short not to eat the jam out of the jar

the dude [5:29 PM]:
fine

the dude [5:29 PM]:
your mom is the oldest domesticated animal

Scott Bowling [5:29 PM]:
pwned.

ishmael [5:29 PM]:
clearly

ishmael [5:30 PM]:
ps: tell yer mom i had fun last night. no one wanted to try the bull whip before

ishmael [5:31 PM]:
though she owes me for the xanax

ishmael [5:31 PM]:
that shits not free

the dude [5:33 PM]:
I just vomited in my mouth

ishmael [5:35 PM]:
pwned.

the dude [5:35 PM]:
clearly

is your blood red? are you breathing?

tonight

i am sleeping in my bed.


wish me luck

i'm surprised how we fit together and that I will remember...