the turn my hart took for the worse

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

' wanna free ticket to the sex show and a greasy appetizer?'

ishmael [3:37 PM]: rick is always painful to talk to

' you don't sound like you are in a good mood'

ish: my stomach hurts so i'm just moving slow today. not in a bad mood though

' oh: i KNOW when you're in a bad mood'

danger man [3:38 PM]: he needs an egg roll

ishmael [3:38 PM]: ish: ummmm, thanks?

and then he just kind of keeps talking

ishmael [4:00 PM]: what was the name of his roller skate shindig thinger again?

danger man [4:02 PM]: Rick's Rock and Egg Roll Emporium

ishmael [4:02 PM]: he should probably also sell floor coverings on the side

danger man [4:02 PM]: said with a distinctly 1960's racist chinese accent

ishmael [4:02 PM]: isn't he Filipino?

danger man [4:03 PM]: he said he'd wear a kimono and sell egg rolls

ishmael [4:03 PM]: that's rike, 8 diff't types of asian

danger man [4:03 PM]: it sounded like a japanese henchman from a 1950s cartoon

lock and egg lorr empolium

ishmael [4:04 PM]: who was the dude in james bond who threw his bowler???

danger man [4:04 PM]: odd job?

ishmael [4:04 PM]: YES!

i had an odd job action figure as a kid, with spring action for whipping his hat

danger man [4:04 PM]: I'm thinking more like a Bullwinkle level of racism

ishmael [4:05 PM]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i just discovered another thing to search for on netflix

' hey rocky! watch me pulla rabbit outta my hat!'

' not again!!!! that trick NEVER works!'