vajazzled! and you'd be glad you weren't on acid...

danger man [4:04 PM]: you are the only one I can ask about this

how do you feel about vajazzling?

ishmael [4:06 PM]: ok, this is new to me and i think you are about to teach me something

danger man [4:06 PM]: well then

you know what a bedazzler is

rhinestones on your jean jacket

this would be decorating and accessorizing with stick-on jewels or henna tattoo things or otherwise fancying up the lady parts

ishmael [4:08 PM]: i'd be okay with henna

the jewels would just scuff up my face

danger man [4:08 PM]: I heard about it a few months ago and it's come up in more mainstream recently

ishmael [4:08 PM]: that is bizarre

danger man [4:09 PM]: I want to find a link but I don't dare do it on my work computer

maybe look it up on your crackberry

ishmael [4:13 PM]: i think i'm good

danger man [4:14 PM]: you have an imagination

ishmael [4:14 PM]: the pretty lady agreed to let me draw on her, so maybe that's sort of the ishmael hipster version

danger man [4:16 PM]: i suppose so

fingerpaint

ishmael [4:17 PM]: oh that's an amazing idea!!!!

on a related but completely innocent note:' brothersport' by a band named animal collective

it's one of the happiest music videos i have ever ever seen

and the song is awwwwwwwwsuuuuuuum

danger man [4:19 PM]: I've never done drugs before

but this is about what I imagine

ishmael [4:21 PM]: its a flashback and a half

danger man [4:21 PM]: at least

if this is innocent and happy for you I will never again doubt your wildness and ability to shock

ishmael [4:27 PM]: ahahahahaha, never doubt my ability to shock heh?

danger man [4:27 PM]: nope

there are lots of things in the world I don't want to see or know

ishmael [4:28 PM]: i wanna see and know everything

danger man [4:28 PM]: wow I sure don't

I know I can't know everything

my time is limited and I can only fit so much in my life and my head

no point in freaking it out

ishmael [4:30 PM]: i was freaked out by 5 so i figure a little overload ain't gonna knock anything new loose

if you epitomized awesome, you'd look like this. from this position....just relax