' wanna free ticket to the sex show and a greasy appetizer?'

ishmael [3:37 PM]: rick is always painful to talk to

' you don't sound like you are in a good mood'

ish: my stomach hurts so i'm just moving slow today. not in a bad mood though

' oh: i KNOW when you're in a bad mood'

danger man [3:38 PM]: he needs an egg roll

ishmael [3:38 PM]: ish: ummmm, thanks?

and then he just kind of keeps talking

ishmael [4:00 PM]: what was the name of his roller skate shindig thinger again?

danger man [4:02 PM]: Rick's Rock and Egg Roll Emporium

ishmael [4:02 PM]: he should probably also sell floor coverings on the side

danger man [4:02 PM]: said with a distinctly 1960's racist chinese accent

ishmael [4:02 PM]: isn't he Filipino?

danger man [4:03 PM]: he said he'd wear a kimono and sell egg rolls

ishmael [4:03 PM]: that's rike, 8 diff't types of asian

danger man [4:03 PM]: it sounded like a japanese henchman from a 1950s cartoon

lock and egg lorr empolium

ishmael [4:04 PM]: who was the dude in james bond who threw his bowler???

danger man [4:04 PM]: odd job?

ishmael [4:04 PM]: YES!

i had an odd job action figure as a kid, with spring action for whipping his hat

danger man [4:04 PM]: I'm thinking more like a Bullwinkle level of racism

ishmael [4:05 PM]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i just discovered another thing to search for on netflix

' hey rocky! watch me pulla rabbit outta my hat!'

' not again!!!! that trick NEVER works!'

T.G.I.sacrifice

ishmael [2:56 PM]:
it's been a long week and i am super grumpy

co-worker[2:57 PM]:
it really has been...u have a long weekend??

ishmael [2:57 PM]:
yeah. thank jesus...for once.

ishmael[2:57 PM]:
if his pale unemployed ass hadn't been nailed up, i'd be werkin til at least saturday. and no one needs that

ishmael[2:58 PM]:
thanks for taking one for the team, big fellah

co-worker [2:58 PM]:
i feel bad for laughing at that

ishmael [2:59 PM]:
don't feel bad. he really cant hear you. people's ear drums don't work after they die cuz their brain isn't working and cant process the mild electrical signals that sound waves result in after they hit our ears

ishmael [2:59 PM]:
so yer cool